No, there is no typo in that title.
After reading this cross-listed blog post written by Megan at Greetings from Texas! you'll understand how a nipple really can help you see beautiful (and make you laugh).
There was a recent medical emergency in my house. Not me. Or Danny. But Booker. I found a small but noticeable cyst on Booker's chest. Frantic, I called the vet and made an immediate appointment for the next morning.
Vet: So what brings your here today?
Me: Booker has a cyst that I just noticed and wanted you to take a look at. (I showed her said cyst.)
Vet: That??! That's his nipple.
Me: Excuse me?
Vet: That's just his nipple. Do you see the other ones all up and down his belly?
Me: I do now.
Vet: Yeah. So anything else I can do for you today?
Me: I guess not. I feel foolish.
Vet: Well...You should.
She didn't say that. I'm sure she wanted to though. Instead she just charged me $40 for the visit.
In my defense, Booker has a big ass nipple.
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After reading this cross-listed blog post written by Megan at Greetings from Texas! you'll understand how a nipple really can help you see beautiful (and make you laugh).
Medical Emergency-ish by: Megan at Greetings from Texas!
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| Book and I at the vet. |
Vet: So what brings your here today?
Me: Booker has a cyst that I just noticed and wanted you to take a look at. (I showed her said cyst.)
Vet: That??! That's his nipple.
Me: Excuse me?
Vet: That's just his nipple. Do you see the other ones all up and down his belly?
Me: I do now.
Vet: Yeah. So anything else I can do for you today?
Me: I guess not. I feel foolish.
Vet: Well...You should.
She didn't say that. I'm sure she wanted to though. Instead she just charged me $40 for the visit.
In my defense, Booker has a big ass nipple.
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As you can imagine, the fact that it's a nipple, and not a cyst is really beautiful.
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Are you looking for a tangible reminder to see beautiful, or know someone who needs one? Check out our See Beautiful™ products (and feel good knowing a portion of proceeds from every purchase is donated to charity. This month a portion of all proceeds will be donated to Helen Ross McNabb Children and Youth Services). Click HERE.
Glad all turned out well for Booker...:) Better safe than sorry.
ReplyDeleteUm, Megan is hilarious. I love her blog. She always gives me a good laugh and a new perspective on things.
ReplyDeleteHy-Sterical. I would have done the same thing.
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