Cooking from the Mouth of Babes: Part I

In need of some good recipes? You've come to the perfect place. A few years ago we had the wonderful opportunity to interview three-year-olds for a cookbook. We're smart, right? After reading some of these recipes you'll reaffirm your understanding that children are simply and wonderfully brilliant. Which will you make tonight?

STRAWBERRIES

Ingredients:
- 8 strawberries
- 2 bananas
- some ice cream
- candy

Directions: Put it in a bowl. Eat it all up in your tummy. 

HOT SAUCE AND CHICKEN

Ingredients:

- A bowl

- some cookies

- 6 chips

- macaroni

- 2 chickens (regular and spicy)

- Strawberry Pie

- 3 cups of milk

- Fruit Loops

- Some cheese

Directions: Put it in the oven and it cooks by itself. You gotta take your sister back to your granny's and when you get back it's ready. Take it out when ready and eat it. When it's hot you can't touch it though.

PIZZA

Ingredients:

- a plate

- chocolate

- 5 cookies

- 3 M&M's

- 5 pieces of broccoli

- a tree

Directions: You gotta cook it. Ten hours. Get it out. Eat it.

RICE

Ingredients:

- 2 cups of sugar

- 2 hot dogs

- 2 sprites

- 2 cups of corn

- 3 grilled cheese sandwiches

Directions: Stir it up. Put it in the bowl. Then make some fried chicken and put it in  a paper towel and cook the rice. Pour sugar in the rice. Cook it for 10 minutes. Then get it off the stove and then you eat it. When you get through eating it you get a sprite. Drink the sprite. Take a bath. Get into bed.

GREENS

Ingredients:

- potatoes

- 10 cups of salt

- 3 cups of pepper

- The purple kool-aid

Directions: Put potatoes, kool-aid, and salt together. Mix it up. Then put it in the freezer about 5 minutes. Then you eat it.

BROCCOLI

Ingredients:

- some seeds

- 4 jelly beans

- some chickens

- 1 strawberry shortcake

Directions: Put water on the strawberry shortcake and then put it in the baker for 15 minutes. Oven it. Take it out. Eat it. Don't eat the bone.

FRIED CHICKEN

Ingredients:

- some corn

- 3 hot dogs

- some noodles

- green beans

- ice cream

Directions: Put the chicken in the bowl. Get it out. Then put corn in it. Put it in the stove for a long time. One whole day. Then you take it out. Then you put it back in a push the buttons. Now you can eat it.

STEAK

Ingredients:

- a lot of sauce

- 1 cup macaroni

- grapes

- 2 cookies

- 1 bag of M&M's

- 4 cakes

Directions: Mix it up. Make it get hot. Then you put it on the table.

HAM

Ingredients:

- 2 cups of sugar

- 13 cups of salt

- 13 cups of pepper

- 14 turkeys

- Pudding

Directions: Get it. Somebody has to cut it and then you get it back. Take it home with you after you buy it. Then cook it for 30 hours and eat it when it's ready.

P.S. Part II comes tomorrow. Get excited!
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